You're Stupid!

You dumb clucks!  Never have we seen any people as outright stupid as you collectively are.  You all are so dumb and ignorant, that you don't know how to teach your kids!  Admittedly, you have taught them how to talk, walk, eat, drink, think, relieve themselves in the proper place, bathe, dress, know colors, and 98% of everything they'll ever know probably, but you parents are so idiotic, that we'll have to teach your kids the remaining few percentages.  We're going to start a public school system, which we will force all your kids to attend, and you'll pay for them with taxes on your property.  You don't have any kids needing educating?  Tough.  The schools we create won't do much teaching anyway, but you are forced to send them.  Everyone pays taxes on their property from now on, including railroads on their rights of way.  No one escapes except churches and a few other charities..  After all, if you're so stupid as not be able to teach your kids anything, in our opinion anyway, we'll have government force education on those poor, unfortunate children, who are just crying for our type of education, which you are far too stupid to give them.

Don't worry. The government wants to help you.