Friday, March 12, 2010

Bet Against the Majority. Buy Gold.

So with Mr. Kudlow on the case to make sure that Greece gets its act together, I am sure that their deficit problem will soon be resolved, and this salad dressing thing will soon be a thing of the past, too, which may be part of the reason why I thought he was really good for about, oh, three seconds, which is about as long as the average period of time that I usually agree with Mr. Kudlow, or my wife, or my kids, or my boss, about anything.

The aforementioned three seconds during which I agreed with Mr. Kudlow is because he said something scornful in a rapier-like rebuttal, something like “Raising taxes and cutting spending is not the answer!” which is true.

But it is only true because there IS no answer! To even ridiculously assume that someone can come up with a plan to dissolve consumers’ debt and simultaneously pay off their creditors – the fabled “win-win” situation! – is ludicrous! Hahaha! Beyond ludicrous! Hahaha!
The Mogambo Guru appraises our financial situation and sees no panacea at hand (or anywhere else). If you know the solution, please advise your representative in Congress - he or she will send someone to take you away.

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