Good and Bad Numbers

Everybody is busy counting…but nothing’s adding up the way they want.

The Chinese are counting on the American’s not to clip their coins; Americans are counting on the Chinese to keep accepting them. The Chinese count on the Americans to buy their widgets; Americans count on the Chinese to loan them the money to pay for them.

The Chinese ask the Americans for some numbers, “some arithmetic.” The Americans squeeze and mold, cram the equations through their models and computers, but still the numbers come out the same: with a negative sign in front of them.

But sometimes bad numbers can be good, or so the market is trying to tell us. What would once have been terrible numbers are now reason for celebration and sighs of relief. Anything under half a million, for example, is apparently a wonderful number of jobs to lose in a month. Maybe we should get some of these newly laid-off people around for a party, to join in the celebration. They must be positively stoked to be part of such a “less-bad” statistic.

Deception is necessary to avoid panic. We are being reassured by our leaders - with an assist from the media - that they can fix the mess they made. "Just stay calm people. We are on the job."