Saturday, February 7, 2009

Unemployment Figures, Right Between the Eyes

[I]n case you are just arriving here from Mars and are not up-to-speed on current events, the terrible mission of the despicable Fed and stupid Congress at this point is to create so much money, so damned much money, so staggeringly damned much money that they will, literally, be able to buy everybody out of bankruptcy, thus explaining the “Hahahaha!” because such massive amounts of money will drive lots of other prices to the moon, too, and the rioting and suffering of chaotic social unraveling because the prices of food, energy and necessities are so high will mean that nobody is going to care about some stupid stocks, bonds or houses! Hahahaha!

Is the Mogambo Guru losing it? His paranoidal concerns about inflation are the topic du jour.

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