A fable in the folly

As a card-carrying member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, I have a special Inauguration Day message for my fellow conservatives:

Shut up.

Just let it go. Let the Bush-bashers wave their “1-20-09” bumper stickers. Let fawning reporters swoon like teen girls at a “Twilight” cast party. Let Sheryl Crow babble on about Barack Obama saving the planet one roll of toilet paper at a time.

If you have grown weary of the media's collective Obamagasmic coverage of the new President, take a deep breath and count to ten- or maybe to a thousand and ten - and then get ready for more of it for the honeymoon has only just begun. Michael Graham offers some advice on coping with Obamania.