The killer frost for global warming

Saying silly things and asserting goofy claims is usually harmless as entertainment, so long as the claims are subjected to rigorous analysis and debate. But contrarian arguments about global warming, climate change and freezing heat are not tolerated by the scientists with an uneasy grip on the research money.

It's clear now that the earth has been cooling for the past decade, to the sorrow of the special pleaders and despite everything Al can do about it. The solar cycle peaked, the sun is quieter, the sunspots have faded and everybody but Al is cooling off.

OK. Crank up the SUV's, light the cigars and fire up the charcoal grills. The global warming hoax is exposed as a fraud and the greenies are in retreat. Well, I'm sure they will continue to alarm us with false claims but instead of Earth Day or whatever they call it, let's have a Carbon Emissions Day - take a day trip in your SUV and enjoy the comfort, light up a good 10￠ cigar and cook (charcoal or propane is acceptable as either are reprehensible to the greenies - they prefer you to let your steak cook via sunlight or a windmill) a steak on the grill. We all need to do our part to warm the planet up again.