Ten Things the 'Straight Talker' Can’t Tell You

Ten things John McCain wishes he could tell you? Here's one...

Hello, this is John McCain. I have some straight talk to tell you, my friends.

1. In the past two weeks, millions of Republicans have told one another that they are so disgusted with George Bush that they’re going to vote for Obama and they’ll never vote for a Republican again. Well, my friends, I’m disgusted with George Bush too. I renounce him, Cheney, and all their works. I promise you a clear alternative – a truly revolutionary one. So don’t tune me out, hear me out.