The Large Hadron Collider - the atom-smashing machine built underneath the Alps - has sent more internet-based harbingers of doom into a spin than it will have atomic particles whizzing around its 17-mile circumference when it is put into action next week. They fear that the energies released will be so powerful that a runaway black hole will be created that will engulf the planet or produce “quantum strangelets” transforming the Earth into a dead lump of “strange matter”.
So worried are they about the impending end of the Universe that they have been to court to try to stop it.
We plan to continue as usual on September 11. The politicians in D.C. have us much more worried than the LHC or global warming.
My theory is that the LHC is Dr Evil holding the world to RANSOM! http://tinyurl.com/6kfezl
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