Monday, July 28, 2008

Zombie voters and fortune cookies

Garry Reed lambasts the two presidential candidates:

Obama:
Who are Barack Obama’s supporters?

Picture an old 1950s era black-and-white zombie movie. The undead rise from their graves, begin lurching forward, arms outstretched, eyes vacant, all murmuring eerily in unison, “Change, change, change…”

McCain:
John McCain stands for everything and nothing. He’s too liberal to attract conservatives, too conservative to please liberals, too big government power-wielding authoritarian to interest libertarians.

This is because the John McCain philosophy of governance is a gigantic grab bag of fortune cookies stuffed full of utterly unconnected and inconsistent bits and pieces of political chaff.

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