Busted for licking cop's face
"We encourage people not to lick our police officers. We want you to like them, not lick them."
US man charged for shooting mower
"It's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want."
Should the votes of dead people be counted?
"I don't know how someone can say you're a qualified voter if you're deceased."
Boffins to redesign streets for drunks
Researchers came to the staggering realisation that drunk people trip over things.
Assault with a deadly peanut
Police say it's a case of assault with a deadly peanut.
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